Mr. Exposition

Hi folks! Let me tell you a story...

Description:

Salutations from Mr. Exposition!

Why am I writing my own character page entry? I think you’ll find that that’s basically what I do. It’s my mission in life to make sure that you (the players, of course) are well informed of the situation at hand. Look for me wherever there’s something to be explained that couldn’t necessarily be explained through the use of a skill check.

What’s a “skill check?” Easy there, bucko; I’m not allowed to answer questions. It’s against union rules! Technically I’m only allowed to explain things exactly as they are, but you would do well to make sure you read what I have to say very carefully because I did say “exactly.” I’m a trained professional so I don’t miss anything obvious, obviously.

Well that’s about it for me! Thanks for reading, and see you next time!

Bio:

Guys like me are formed out of nothingness in places where things require explanation. Only the very best of us manifest names and faces though, and I can assure you that I am one of the best! The rest are just boring old signs, doomed to say the same thing forever without any pizzazz. What a sad existence…

In any case, I look forward to the day I can reach my final achievement: guiding a group of adventurers safely through a perilous journey. Once completed, I’ll rank up and become a living embodiment of exposition just like my idol, Deckard Cain!

Mr. Exposition

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